Thursday, July 7, 2016
I'm melting! Like parts of me are flowing off never to be seen again.
like literally? (looks around the floor)
(Scoffs.) No not literally! Figuratively, symbolically, metaphorically, metaphysically, spiritually, mentally.
Oh? OH?!? Epic response.
sorry. i just don't get the drama. it's rather draining.
Well excuse me if my crisis doesn't register on your own personal richter scale of emotions.
Or would that be emotional richter scale? I'm not sure.
imma earthquake in this scenario?
There's nothing earth shattering about you. In fact, I think they would bring you to the morgue in the hospital because you're practically flatlining.
wait...what? now i'm deceased? was i killed in an earthquake of emotional drama caused by the fault line in your heart? heh heh, not bad! (punches self in arm)
Go ahead, make fun of me. You won't think it's so funny when I'm gone.
when you've completely melted away, you mean? (snickers)
I walked right into that one, didn't I?
(nods) yeah, you really did...or maybe i did, if you're the one who's melting and all.
Just stop already!